Full name. John Francis McCaffrey

Nicknames. Johnny

Role in Dublin Fair. Sing and play Tin Whistle,

Date and place of birth. 28th October 1958 Dublin

Family details. Four sisters and a brother I'm the middle one.

The first record I bought was, Beethoven. Symphony NO.5 in C minor,Op.67

My school report always said, I was very quite,(when I was there)

I have a hidden talent for, driving into ditches and small animals

And a secret passion for, misty mornings by the sea

If I could star in a television show, it would be as, I don't like Tv.

My favourite film has to be, I don't like films either.

My hero/ines are, Karin Boye, Flann O'Brien, Samuel Beckett, Mervyn Peake, Tove Jansson, Kristina Lugn.

But I'd really like to go on a date with, Karin Boye.

The way to my heart is, by being yourself.

I drive the rest of Dublin Fair crazy when, I don't say anything.

If I had to describe myself in five words they'd be, eccentric, initiative, kind, generous, secretive.

My motto is, Do it today, you might not be able to tomorrow.